'You don't think a dress like this would be a bit ..... forward, do you' said Chilli, holding the dress against herself.
Laff looked quite worried.
'You're quite a lot forward already.' he opined.
Seems like 1000's & 1000's of people look at this profile but so few say anything? Now we don't think there's anything wrong with either the profile or us - so why is that?
Please don't message us if you're under 27 or Bi or Bi curious as it would be a waste of your time.
1 liners and winks will NOT be answered.
We are a happy go lucky couple. We're very happy with each other and are now looking to experience whatever life can offer in as many ways as we can.
We have a great sense of humour - with our looks we got to have something to laugh about!! - because even the non-models on this site deserve great sex!!
We are mostly looking to meet people with great personalities and excellent sense of humour, because these meets should be a barrel of laughs and not a trial - lol
We are both smokers - but not drinkers - so if that's no good, sorry!
Pressure is a big no no, we like to get to know the people we are meeting and to make friends along the way. If you feel this is time wasting, then that is your choice and we respect that, but please respect ours too.
Chatting via msn mssgr is a good way to start - so if you have an addy let us know - and again if you feel this is time wasting then pass us by! We like to chat on msn mssgr with potential playmates first so we can establish some rapport prior to meeting for a drink.
We are not hardened swingers and respect every ones boundaries and expect our boundaries to be respected too.
Neither of us is in any way BI! So if that's what yr looking for we are not for you.
SINGLE MEN
We are happy to receive messages from single males but please please read all the above before you decide to message us - we will ask Q's to confirm this.
Chilli has a liking for tall, meaty men so if you're under say 5'8" or just of skinny build - sorry it ain't gonna happen - it may not be politically correct to say so but there has to be some kinda spark there.
And please understand - just because we wont meet you at the drop of a hat no matter how good your opening line is, it doesn't make us twats, timewasters or bastards - be prepared to put a bit of time in if you really are interested in meeting us.
And if you have a face pic on your profile all the better - we will reply to all messages from persons with face pics on their profile.
( Wow, that was difficult, but hopefully it gives you a fair idea of who we are & what we're doing here..Just hope you're looking for something similar :) ).
Oh, and before you go - if you don't like ladies/men with meat on their bones we are not for you! (but you don't know what your missing) lol.
This profile will be available in Hardback as soon as the publishers can afford our fees ... pmsl
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