Welcome aboard, and thanks for considering HornAir, the place for a bumpy ride.

Our cabin crew will be only too happy to assist you in getting comfortable, and will bend over backward to accomodate your need (within reason of course!!!)

With us, drinks are served before take off in the departure lounge, after all we like to know who will be riding with us.

Frequent flyers are always given much more preference with one off travellers rarely getting the chance of booking (elitist eh?) Our frequent flyers that really make an impression with staff are always invited for more rides.

Our head stewardess treats our passengers be they male or female in very equal measures (although the ladies are considered to be more equal!!) and will do everything in her power and experience to accomodate every request.

Of course, HornAir is completely free. All our staff work off tips - and simply paying lipservice won't be enough to get invited back again!!!!

HornAir operates within demographic limitations. Our passengers of choice are between 20(ish) and 40(ish).

To ensure that this is no bogus outfit, HornAir operates the industry standard webcam facial recognition programme, so there'll be no nasty surprises awaiting you (or us)!

So, drop us a line, our VERY willing and helpful operatives will be only too happy to help!!!


Due to the nature of our booking service - flirts, private invites and friend requests, unless accompianied by a real message (or unless we know you) will be ignored. Horn Air apologises for any inconvenience this may cause.