It’s the wife’s fiftieth birthday this year (OK it was last year) and she said to me the other day
“drugs and rock n roll don’t do it for me any more, its sex, sex and more sex”
so I thought, how about fifty fucks in her fiftieth year? not a gang bang, individual meets

She likes being licked and fingered and having her nipples sucked, but unfortunately, she wont suck cocks
(sorry lads)
As I like sloppy seconds (a figure of speech, you will be required to wear a condom)I will not be taking part, but will be close at hand to watch, listen and to Video the happy occasion.
As we don't want to entertain at home, we have purchased a small, but nice and comfy MPV (multi purpose van) and are willing to meet people in a twenty mile radius of Lancaster, Lucy would prefer to meet non-smokers, and asks that you leave off the after shave. I will vet all emails. All we require is a face pic, and your whereabouts, cock pics are optional So come on lads, if you fancy an older, experienced woman, then get in touch and lets see if it’s possible, don t forget no face pic, no reply. Also, we are of the WWW school of thought, Whip it in, Wipe it clean and Wander off!
thanks for reading, Tony and Lucy