Welcome aboard, and thanks for considering HornAir, the place for a bumpy ride.
So, why would HornAir be a good choice for you?
Our cabin crew will be only too happy to assist you in getting comfortable, and will bend over backward to accomodate your need (within reason of course!!!)
With us, drinks are served before take off in the departure lounge, after all we like to know who will be riding with us.
Frequent flyers are always given much more preference with one off travellers rarely getting the chance of booking (elitist eh?) Our frequent flyers that really make an impression with staff are always invited for more rides.
Our head stewardess treats our passengers be they male or female in very equal measures (although the ladies are considered to be more equal!!) and will do everything in her power and experience to accomodate every request.
The captain always insists on inviting our very best passengers up to the flight deck to assist him with the controls, and just loves watching his new assistants play around with his rudder and in return shows his full thrust!!!
Although we welcome a whole cross section of people to fly with us, ladies will always get our platinum service level. Couples (bi f) are, of course also welcome
Once up in the air, we aim to make things as turbulent as possible, whilst keeping you constantly occupied and comfortable with fabulous service.
Of course, HornAir is completely free. All our staff work off tips (I'm sure you can figure the type) - and simply paying lipservice won't be enough to get invited back again!!!!
To ensure that this is no bogus outfit, HornAir operates the industry standard webcam facial recognition programme, so there'll be no nasty surprises awaiting you (or us)!
So, drop us a line, our VERY willing and helpful operatives will be only too happy to help!!!...
Ahabs (London) Wrote:
at 13:54 on Mon 25th Aug 2008
Hey guys,
Saw your write-up, ala "guide for single men" and thought (actually, yelped) "BRAVO" a few times! The profile is even MORE impressive - good ya both x x x Hope you clock up some decent Air Miles and maybe, justmaybe hope to see ya in Mile high Club. x x
